Best Jokes For Adults
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Funny clean jokes for adults. How do you make an octopus laugh. Why do vegetarians give good head. The first ones on the house.
What did the femur say to the patella. Oh come on you can admit it. When you pull her pants down her ass is still in them 2. A man walks into a library and asks the librarian for books about paranoia.
Why did the computer go to the doctor. Bored a boy opens the family bible and begins to browse and follow the drawings in the book. Those who love dirty jokes and those who are lying. From the best clean jokes for adults to funny clean jokes of the day this big sfw list has something hilarious for everyone.
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The most mischievous and funny adult jokes that you will even come across are the adult jokes. Mom mom look what i found. By the time youre finished with the breast and. What do you call the useless piece of skin on a dick.
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Not all jokes need to be family friendly and g rated. They both irritate the shit out of you. They are sometimes dirty and so funny that you would prefer to die from laughing. Whats long and hard and full of semen.
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